List of Chat Up Lines
Welcome back, always nice to see a friendly face. Check out our new products Here. Thanks for visiting! Be the first in the loop by joining our RSS Mailing service Just fill in your email on the right ---------->>
Designated Drunk T Shirt
Chat Up Lines
This is a collection of the cheesiest chat up lines I could think of… Some I’ve heard, some I found through the amazing Google (we love you Google!) and others I thought up myself!
Is that a torch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nice shoes, wana screw?
I think I can see pixies, oh wait it’s just the sparkle in your eyes…
Did it hurt? [what?] When you fell from heaven
Do you have any relations to a parking ticket? ‘Cos damn girl you got fine written all over you
I miss my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
If I can be anything I want in the world, I’ll be your bath water
My names is pogo, want to jump on my stick?
Did you fart? ‘Cos girl you just blew me away
I lost my mobile phone number, could I possibly borrow yours please?
Here’s 20p, phone your Mum and tell her you won’t be home
Grab your coat, you’ve been pulled
If you were a bogie I’d pick you…
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes
You look just like my mother
You remind me of my first wife… [How many have you had?] None
Sex is a killer, why not die happy?
Hey girl, you’re turning my 3 ½ inch floppy disk into a hard drive
Didn’t anybody tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew
Your place or mine?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have machete, can I screw you?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous
We should play houses… you be the door and I’ll bang you till I drop
You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy
If God gave me the opportunity to rearrange the alphabet, I’d but U and I together
I must be lost… I thought paradise was further south
Is your dad a thief? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Article Source: http://www.articlesbase.com/dating-articles/list-of-chat-up-lines-847771.html
About the Author:
Liam Hayman is a 16-years-old school kid – just your average school kid. This is why he views his articles based on mostly teen issues to be of value because they are from the eyes of a current teenager!
